HE KILLED CATS IN THE CATSKILLS

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Archie was a comedian,
And such a crazy lad was he-
Every time he’d see you,
He’d get so scared, he’d pee!

But Archie wasn’t stupid,
At least as much we thought,
Because he acted loopee,
To the nuthouse, he was brought

Now Archie had a show,
Or at least that’s what it’s called,
He’d draw hair on his head,
Because he was indeed, bald

But Archie had a secret,
And this is what it was–
He was always a cat mangler
When asked why, he said ‘because.’

–THOMAS GORMAN

Copyright (C) 2016

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